Is it tackling tough stubble with feeble products designed for the bum-fluff brigade that’s getting you down? Or are you fed up with unruly hair that leaves you looking as if you’ve been dragged through a hedge backwards? Whether it’s lumps, bumps and razor rash, a wayward moustache or a nightmare hair day that’s ruining your morning, Dreadnought has the answer, and will take you from untamed beast to Real Man in a matter of mere minutes.
Designed by a real-life problem shaver and all-round ‘Blue Beard’, Dreadnought originally began life as a barbershop-quality shaving range aimed at men with tough stubble, but nowadays, it is so much more. As well as helping the problem shaver overcome his morning woes, we also boast a range of hair-styling products designed to tame the manliest of manes, along with beard oils and moustache waxes, soaps, bodywashes, shampoos, conditioners, moisturisers, and a whole lot more. Not only that, but we also sport a selection of top-notch grooming accessories and hardware designed especially for Real Men.
Dreadnought is a paraben-free range of premium quality shaving and grooming products with added ingredients to specifically tackle a variety of bothersome grooming issues.
Manufactured with pride in Great Britain exclusively for the men of the United States of America and Canada, Dreadnought matches British craftsmanship and tradition with cutting edge technology to meet the shaving and grooming needs of the modern man.
Our shaving products contain unique active ingredient decelerine, which has been proven to reduce hair growth and to nourish and moisturise skin before, during and after your shave. The result? An easier and more comfortable shave, minus that dreaded razor rash, burn, ingrowing hairs and associated lumps and bumps. Whether you prefer to go clean-shaven or are the proud wearer of a distinct piece of facial fuzz, tidying those edges just became a whole lot less of a chore.
Warning, Bum-Fluff Brigade!
If you are a fully paid up member of the bum fluff brigade then Dreadnought is simply not for you! May we respectfully suggest that you try some of the foamy stuff you can get from any supermarket? Dreadnought is for Real Men, and your pathetic excuse for whiskers don’t qualify!
Love Life Warning
Stand by to repel borders! When we selected the scent, we went through a fastidious process to ensure that Dreadnought would smell totally delicious to both the user and the object of their desire – and my, did we pull it off! Universally acclaimed for being masculine but ever so irresistible when it comes to the ladies, Dreadnought is all set to change your love life forever. Expect a few admiring neck nuzzles from the love of your life as they not only check out the results of an altogether manlier grooming routine, but takes a sly sniff at the same time. Sorry chaps – we couldn’t help it! Take advantage when you can, even if it means being late for work.
Dreadnought is totally against animal testing!
We couldn’t actually find any guinea pigs, beagles, lab rats or rabbits daft enough to volunteer for product testing so we resorted to testing on real human beings instead! Luckily the boys in the lab did a fine job, and all the chaps survived the experience with no ill effects. You can use all of Dreadnought’s consumables with no fear and a totally clear conscience!